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The Shitpost Sampler Schedule

Here is a rough idea of when we post things. This post should make it easier to know what's coming and keep our askbox relatively clear of scheduling related questions.

Monday- Pattern Preview

Tuesday- Finished Object Showcase

Wednesday- Pattern Preview

Thursday- Finished Object Showcase

Friday- Pattern Release

Saturday- Free Space

Sunday- Askbox Blitz

Please keep in mind that this is a rough schedule that is subject to change with our whimsy or current life events.

its time to pin something the schedule

Kit Release- Feral (A Cross Over with ClaireBrownXStitch)

This is quite exciting! This is our first kit since we released Goblincore several years ago (which we are currently revamping and you should see back on the website soon with some complimentary pieces–if everything goes according to plan).

This is a collaboration (that was a long time coming) with Claire Brown X Stitch, who offers some amazing printed aida.

Anyway, without further chatter, we present-

Feral

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Which you can grab here!

Each kit comes with Sgraffito Aida, floss, and a printed version of the pattern. There is also a QR code to access a digital file of the pattern if that's more your style.

But wait!

If you want just the pattern, we have that available as well. This is a rare case where the pattern itself is not on a pay what you want listing, but has a price of $5. You can grab it here.

Happy Stitching

kit release pattern release claire brown x stitch cross over brb going feral

omokers asked:

Ty for the great patterns, I (kind of). recently finished stitching one! If I tag your blog in a finished project post, will you be able to see the post?

We should? Sometimes tumblr eats them or buries them somewhere.

hellsite (affectionate) sunday askbox blitz

kodiswindow asked:

Do you have the 'things you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow' sampler up in the new shop?

That phrase is how I'm surviving my thesis

It went up with the last patterns on Friday! We still have some back-log to get through, but we haven't had time to dedicate to it in a few weeks.

pattern reuploads the great move sunday askbox blitz

Anonymous asked:

Is there a story behind the "better living through chemistry" pattern? I ask because the others are pretty obviously shitposts but that one just seems like a nice sentiment, which makes me positive that I'm missing something

That one was actually a commission and the person who commissioned it allowed us to distribute to the world.

sunday askbox blitz we are NOT open for commissions sorry life keeps biting us

snickerdoodlesandsausages asked:

Hey is it ok to modify the patterns you post? (For personal use, not commercial obv). I don't want to step on y'all's copyrights.

Once our patterns are out in the void, we're fine with whatever you come up with! Switch them around, change them how you like. Let us see the results!

be creative sunday askbox blitz modifications

Pattern Release 5.20.22

We're back with another pattern release. As usual, everything is pay what you want/can. Keep an eye out over the next few weeks. We'll be selling some new kits and some finished cross-stitches. Drops on those will be intermittent, but we'll make sure to keep you updated! As usual, Patreon gets first grab on any physical goods.

This week's release is–

Teachers

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Which you can find here.

And

Ominous Positivity

(since we've already named a pattern Be OK– we're starting to overlap!)

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Which you can find here.

Happy stitching.

trypophobia sorry about that pattern release

Ass soon as I saw this pattern I knew I had to make it for a friend of mine (who turned around and sent me the link to the post with the pattern a few hours later, hahaha). Took a while to get the sewing done to actually make it a pillow (and then...

Ass soon as I saw this pattern I knew I had to make it for a friend of mine (who turned around and sent me the link to the post with the pattern a few hours later, hahaha). Took a while to get the sewing done to actually make it a pillow (and then longer to remember to send you guys the photo) but it's one of my favorite finished projects to date.

submission its beautiful i want one great work

A couple of quarantine projects I found in my moving boxes. The background on the crow pattern was super fun!

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submission these came out great! shipost sampler in the wild finished projects

keysounds:

angelicguy:

agnaeoh:

angelicguy:

like these morons cannot put two and two together. ask yourself why a conservative would want to restrict what a teacher does. well what does a teacher do. teach. now why would conservatives want to control what people are taught. well,

Are you implying that there should be ZERO restrictions on what teachers are allowed to do?

teachers should be allowed to kill you

@shitpostsampler , I humbly request for submission: "teachers should be allowed to kill you"

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end of the year school set a good exsampler teachers should be allowed to kill you

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